Friday, September 20, 2002

Has anyone seen my yin and yang today, I am completely out of balance.

Geek is a great word. I wonder how many of the 20 something computer geeks out there know that a real geek is a sideshow freak who bites the head off of live chickens.

I have been getting my ass, I mean butt, kicked playing cribbage at If this keeps up I am in danger of losing my treasured Masters rating.

It is almost impossible to find mustard in a jar anymore. I mean good old fashioned yellow mustard, not that fancy smancy imported effete stuff. French's is the ony one who makes it, and we all know the story behind French's, don't we?