I just read something that I found very disturbing. No, it isn't bin laden's latest threat to the U.S. and all our allies. I just read that Tim "Tool Time" Allen thinks that Cher is a hottie, and he would do her in a minute. First Chastity, then Elijah Blue, heaven only knows what kind of mutant offspring Allen and Cher would produce. Thank goodness she is post-menopausal. Of course with all the plastic surgery she has had there are bound to be all sorts of chemicals floating around in her bloodstream and she might be fertile forever. Now isn't that a frightening thought!