It's 6AM and I'm thinking about the spareribs I am going to fix for dinner. What am I doing up at 6AM, and why am I fixing spareribs for dinner? Questions best left unanswered. Answers best left unquestioned. A lot of infomercials on at 6AM.
Ron Jeremy meets Paul Popeil.
Hello Ron.
Hello Paul, fancy meeting you here, how about cooking up some ribs in that cooker thing of yours.
(Ribs, I guess I'm not the only one thinking about ribs.)
Hey Ron, is it true what they say about ...... OMG ... nevermind.
Battle of the Cable Infomercials.
The End.