Saturday, January 04, 2003

What a chump. What a maroon. What an infidel. I saw Jerry Garcia at Burger King today. I think he was there to give Elvis a lift home. I think I am staying home today except to return some empty POP bottles to the Piggly Wiggly.
You're the best friend I have Miss Daisy.
I think the fatter Dan Ackroyd gets the better actor he becomes, better being a relative term.
Speaking of relatives, Tom Hank's brother Jim Hanks was the star of the pseudo soft core T&A classic Buford's Beach Bunnies. Jim Hanks, of course, played Buford Jeeter, a man in search of losing his virginity, huh, you say! In english that would be ... a man on a quest to lose his virginity.