I feel like Jar Jar Binks today, wait a minute I got that wrong, I look like Jar Jar Binks today, and I think I probably smell like him too, and ya know I don't even like Star Wars, but still I know who Jar Jar Binks is, and shouldn't that be wrong, terribly wrong. I was going to make a sexual comment about Jar Jar's masculinity or virginity, or one of his -inity's, but I think it is time I dragged this blog out of the smut hole it has been wallowing in for the past month or so. Better let me think that one over ...
Smut stays, but I will not mention Jar Jar Binks or Wil Wheaton, who I think may be related, but don't get me started on that kettle of fish, ever again.