I mean Chou En-Lai and Dr. No, is everyone sick? Every blog I visit people are pissing and moaning about not feeling well, get over it peoples, you don't hear me complaining, do you? Ok, so I complain, but when I do it is social commentary in the grand tradition of Swift, Twain, and Nipsey Russell Hey Nips, do you have a poem for us?
Yeah, I do.

Down with whitey,
and his honkey ways
He'll soon be gone
While the black man stays.


Ladies and Gentlemen, a big round of applause for our poet laureate, Nipsey Russell, and by the way Nipsey where the hell did you get that suit? Did Mr. Rogers have a garage sale?