I'm sitting here on Yahoo Messenger waiting for action, but the action she don't come, and if you haven't noticed I am typing wit a cajoon accent, bruddah, and this post isn't going anywhere, is it, and I bet you noticed that before I did, and you have already stopped reading and returned to surfing for porn, but I am sort of getting on a roll, so don't mind me, I think I'll make like a thousand monkeys and see if I can come up with something even slightly resembling ... anyone, resembling ..... anyone, resembling .... anyone, slightly resembling ..........
And now for something completely ... anyone, Bueller, anyone.
I guess sometimes it is just best to cut bait and torque up the old Evinrude and head for shore.