Holy fucking shit, and pardon my French, or should I say Dutch, or whatever they speak in Holland.
My work here is done.
I have been linked to by a dutch porn site.
I am almost speechless.
I am almost in hog heaven.
I am almost not worthy.
I will almost be impossible to live with now.
Where are all the people who said I would never amount to anything at now?
I would like to thank the members of the academy for this award ...
members heheheheheh.