I have to tell you that lemon meringue pie is pretty tasty at 11:30 at night.
'scuse me while I wipe the meringue off my mustache.
Speaking of mustaches, I know mine is very light colored, but it's there just the same
And something even weirder ...
I have had two people in the last week tell me that I look very distinguished with a mustache.
So what do you think of that?