Sunday, March 30, 2003

When I was a kid, Marilyn and Richard Savage, from across the street, tried to convince me that bathtub was a dirty word.
Marilyn and Richard were brother and sister, and they weren't the brightest bulbs on the block, but Marilyn did grow up to have a glorious rack, while Richard only grew up to be a dimmer bulb.

It took me years to figure out that it was bastard not bathtub that was the dirty word.
I don't think Richard and Marilyn ever figured it out.