Tuesday, August 12, 2003

I'm still waiting for Eloon to do a nude cameo walk-on on my zonkboard like she has done in everyone else's. I mean she is a member of my web ring, and you think that would count for something, or maybe she is just one of those Brits who still haven't forgiven us for the Boston Tea Party and all that other misunderstanding from a few years ago.
Hey, I like the Beatles, and The Young Ones, and Pamela Stephenson, and I can hum the entire theme song from Coronation Street.
Geez, life is so bleeding unfair, see I can even use British slang.
I'm not going to beg though, but let me just say, I am more than a passing acquaintance of Tony Blair, and he owes me a favor.