I have been offered a proposition by Desiree aka dvl. She said that if I could get down to 200 pounds by Xmas 2003 that she would buy me copious amounts of presents, and did I just say copious, and anyone else who wants to can also buy me copious amounts of presents, and did I just say copious again, and somehow that just sounds sexual in nature, and if you've ever seen Des you'll know there's nothing wrong with that.
In other news ...
ChezPink, my adopted daughter for incestuous purposes only, has signed up for a Bozzie.
Who'll be the next in line?
Who'll be the next in line for heartache?
Who'll make the same mistakes I made over you?
And for 10 Bonus Boz Points, who sang the song Who'll Be The Next In Line.