Blogger hates me. I am their red headed step child. My blog loads when they want it to load. I know it's a plot. Blogger is jealous of me, they must be, there can be no other explanation. Of course none of you will ever read this post, because you will get tired of waiting for the page to load, or blogger will delete the post, or, and this is the most sinister aspect of the whole situation ... blogger will exercise mind control on you and make you forget that you ever read the post, and they can do that now that they are owned by Google, because, and bear, or bare with me on this, Google is a secret Government Organization Of Geeky Liberal Elitists, but you didn't hear that from me.
Please ... Stop ... The ... Voices ... In ... My ... Head