I finally took the last Keflex today. So I guess my sinus infection is officially disinfected. Can you spell Keflex? K-E-F-L-E-X. I take great pride in the fact that I have the worst sinus passages that my doctor has ever seen.

Fetish Doll, my killer goldfish, has been staring at me all night. Who has the bigger problem, me or the fish?

Do I serve fromage with my vhin?

I still think that the song "My Generation" by The Who is the best rock song of all time. Teenage angst has never been expressed so p-p-p-p-p-powerfully.