I almost hit a deer tonight. It was a buck. He must have been at least a 12 pointer. He would have done a lot of damage to my little red car. Did I say 12 pointer? I mean he must have been at least a 16 pointer, at least. He was one of those fire-breathing deers too, with a couple of howitzers strapped to his back for good luck. I guess I was lucky to come out of it alive.