And if I were a 16 year old boy I think I'd want to be Mickey Mantle, only with a better liver.

The Mick



or noooooo, I think I'd rather be Johnny Unitas.

Johnny U



or nooooooooo, I think I'd rather be Gordie Howe.

Mr. Hockey



or noooooooooooo, I think I'd rather be a duck.

A duck