I had tickets to see the Doors in concert in Detroit just before I went into the Air Force back in 1969, but Morrison was busted in Miami for supposedly masturbating on stage during a performance a few nights earlier, and the concert was cancelled. (Insert masturbation joke here, because I'm going to bed to try and I'm going to try to duplicate Morrison's magical night in Miami. Or am I?)
Forget I just posted this, or should you, and who am I trying to impress, and other desultory philippics.