I wrote a country song a long time ago. It was called, All I Ever Wanted Was Your Love, But All You Ever Gave Me Was A Hard-On. Actually, I only wrote part of a song. Honestly, I only wrote a title. The title was, All I Ever Wanted Was Your Love, But All You Ever Gave Me Was A Hard-On. I think I'd better stop before this becomes deja vu all over again. all over again. all over again.