I played Kazoofus Jeopardy today.

I'll take things that you skip for $100 Kathy.
The answer is: Things that you skip.
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Boz?
What is ..
Your sister's wedding,
because you got so drunk the night before you ended up in a motel room some 500 miles away in the arms of a woman who was old enough to be your mother, but who looked like your father, and not just because of the mustache, and it looked like she had a wedding license clutched in one hand, and a small caliber pistol clutched in the other hand, and you realized that it was best not to make any quick movements, because her trigger finger was twitching,
and she wasn't your favorite sister anyways, and damn ... I have to piss.