Kevynn and I will be taking our cabaret act on the road for the entire month of March. Highlights include Kevynn reciting Charles Bukowski while arm wrestling a hermaphrodite monkey, and me tap dancing in my jock strap as I sing the dirty version of Louie, Louie, and we all know there is a dirty version out there, don't we, no matter what anyone else says, with lyrics so obscene they would make a lesbian truck driver blush. Contact Kevynn or myself for times, dates, and locations.