One last post before midnight?
Smooth like Velvetta, with half as many calories.
Geez, I look like Doc from Gunsmoke tonight. That would be Milburn Stone.
And the guy I grew up believing was my father,
John Wayne,
was originally offered the part of Marshall Dillon, but turned it down and suggested ... James Arness, who is the brother of Peter "don't call me Roger" Graves, and the part of Matt Dillon on the radio version of Gunsmoke was played by William Conrad, aka Cannon, aka the Fatman, from Jake and the, aka The Eggplant That Ate Cincinnati.