Geez Louise.
This has got to be the most boringly dull day in the entire history of my life chock full of boringly dull days.
I did get my painting project done, but it was too easy, and when anything is too easy you know something has to come along and bite you in, or on, the ass, or arse, or asp.
Have I ever used the word anus in here?
Disgusting word, but is there a nice word for bunghole?
Rectum is only mildly offensive, but it makes my sphincter cringe whenever I hear it.
Asshole, sighhhhhhh, just too trite, and way to utilitarian.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
I'll have a purple nurple to go.