I have a digital camera and I'm not afraid to use it.
The only problem is I don't have any ideas on what to photograph, I mean I can only take so many pictures of myself before even I get tired of it.
So, your assignment, if you accept it, is to give me some suggestions on what to photograph, keeping in mind that I live in a small town in northeast Michigan, so I can't very well take a pic of somebody hang gliding off the Empire State Building, but we do have lots of water, and lots of trees, and a store that sells emu jerky.
Anything goes, and if I get any response I'll whip up a page, and why do I even bother, because the odds of me getting any suggestions are about the same odds of me winning a Nobel Prize in [fill in the blank].