Ok, I'm up, and I'm up for the rest of the day.
I've got to take the car in at 1:00 pm for it's first year check-up.
Rotate the tires and lube something, and how come whenever I think of lube the following phrase comes to mind:
and be sure to use plenty of lube because ...
My God, they're going to have anal sex with my car!
You bastards.