Monday, May 19, 2003

Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are,
or would you rather be a pig?
Or a boy named Sue?
Or a blogger named boz?
Or a Kat man du?
Or a Fu man chu?
If Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra had a fistfight up in heaven, who would win?
If John Ritter and Richard Thomas had a bitch fight, who would win?
If Beetle Bailey and Dagwood Bumstead had a no holds barred wrestling match, who would win?
If the Gabor sisters and the Olson twins had an Australian rules tag team match, who would win?