Blog updates in less than ten words, written while I am falling asleep
Mo is sunburned
Rosa is a stalker
Kevynn is drunk or sober
Jess is still a lesbian, but a graduated one
Don Labia will die soon
Pam bought a lot of v-strings
Dynamite Diva is an Amazon.com whore
Cheeks chipped a tooth
Shanti chipped a car
ChezPink isn't going to Miami
Blu seems stressed
Cacoa is becoming nun-like
I am going to bed

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