I feel like pizza today, not now because it's only 11AM, but later tonight, but who am I kidding, I don't even feel hungry right now, and the only reason I am even considering getting pizza is because it is Whacky Wednesday at Hungry Howie's, and you can get a large one topper for $5.99, and I never get the flavored crust, because when I do I always ask for buttered crust, and they all always give me cheese buttered crust, and isn't there already enough cheese on a pizza without it having a cheesy crust, and what kind of person in their right mind would order a pizza with pineapple on it, it's a pizza for chrissakes not a fruit salad.