I received a birthday present through the mail from my sister today. I was hoping for money, but I got, are you ready for this ...
black silk lounging pajama's.
That's just great, my sister thinks I'm either a pimp or a 'mo, and I don't mean Mo.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a pimp, or a 'mo, or a Mo.
If enough people beg me I might do a glamour shot wearing them.