Monday, July 07, 2003

I ate myself sick this weekend.
So I guess I'm satisfied.
So being sick I don't have to make excuses for laying around the house in my underwear all day, and I hate making excuses for being lazy, I think I hate making excuses for being lazy more than I hate being lazy, but I hate puking worse, and I hope it doesn't come to that.
I'm going to turn on the air conditioner, hop back in bed, and either fall asleep or wait till Springer comes on, and then fall asleep.
Well Jerry, it's like this. I'm here today to tell my girlfriend who is also my cousin and my niece that I am sleeping with her best friend's mother who is also her aunt, because my girlfriend/cousin/niece won't give me what I need.