I just bought a Huffy Scout All Terrain bicycle for twenty bucks.



I saw the same one listed on Ebay for 40 bucks with a 25 buck s&h, I mean who cares if the brakes don't work, I don't have time to stop anyway, and no I won't be riding it on all terrains, just up and down the streets around here, and no I would rather suffer brain damage than wear a helmet, cause who knows, brain damage might be an improvement if the captions for the Write a caption for this picture post is any indication of what you people think of me.
Excuse me while I hunt up some baseball cards and some clothe pins.
Vroooom, vroooom, vroooom.