Sorry, no underwear pics, I am just way too hairy, but real men do have hair, don't they, but still, nah, my belly button looks kind of funny too, other than that I don't look too damn bad considering, yeah I have love handles too, but nah, I'm not in the mood, and I've got a headache, and I think, well you know ... man problems.
Of course if you were to beg ...