Monday, August 18, 2003

The age old question:
Should I trim the hedges and pull weeds, or should I wash the car,
and by the way I am starting to notice a difference in my appearance since I've lost 20 pounds, well at least with my clothes on, and now I think I can tell you the real reason why I started this diet in the first place ...
I was starting to look a little bit too much like the self appointed protector of things liberal Michael Moore, and worse yet, I was starting to think like him, and isn't it just a pain in the ass when someone you think is a total jerk shares the same views as you do.
I curse you Michael Moore.

I curse you Bill Maher.

I curse you Star Jones and your Payless shoes.

But damn, Star is one hunk of womanhood.