Saturday, September 13, 2003

It's almost 5 am and I am sick or I can't sleep or whatever.
Anyway, it's like this, I have another sort of maybe claim to my paternity, and did I say that right.
It seems that Cow Boris either thinks, wishes, or fears that I am his father.
As we all know I am the son of John Wayne and Bettie Page, and I am also the father of Cacoa Pulp and HotDamn Doyle, and don't you think they should stop letting me name my progeny.
So does anyone else want to jump on the
Boz is My Daddy
bandwagon.
I'd be willing to take a paternity test as long as it doesn't involve needles and blood or Maury Povich.
I think I might feel better if I could ralph, and
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, and Seymour an Introduction.
I love you ... goodnight.