I've got morning breath real bad.
Two things I can do about it, well, probably more than two, but for the sake of argument we'll say there are two things.
Oh great, I forgot where I was going with this, so I'm just going to go back to bed, and that was probably one of the two things, or possibly both of the two things.
But first I think I'll go breathe on a midget, cause stuff like that gives marci a wet spot.