Wednesday, March 19, 2003

When I was nineteen years old and hitchhiking in Biloxi Mississippi, a guy in a pink Mustang gave me a lift. Does that count as a homosexual experience?
Nothing happened, but he did give me a beer, I think it was a Jax, in a can.
That was a Jax in a can.
Not a Jack in the can.
Is everything always about sex with you people?