Saturday, April 05, 2003

I am getting out tomorrow even if I have to put on some Elmer Fudd snowshoes.
I am getting out tomorrow even if I have to have sex with a smelly person.
I am getting out tomorrow even if I have to wear pink socks.
I am getting out tomorrow even if I have to sing Barry Manilow songs to Celine Dion lookalikes.
I am getting out tomorrow even if ....
I ran that into the ground a lot quicker than I thought I would.
Nicknames I have had besides boz.
1. Whitey - I had really blonde hair as a kid.
2. Old King Cole - Kinda obvious.
3. Cash - After my favorite ballplayer Stormin Norman Cash.
4. Trash - a bastardization of Cash
5. Everybody's favorite - as in everbody's favorite pain in the ass.
But never, and I mean never, call me ..
Kenny !!!