Thursday, May 22, 2003

Now is the time for all good boz's to go to the bed of their country.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that, and if Lincoln hadn't been assassinated he'd be about 296 years old.
That would be almost 15 score.
Man, you've got to love Lincoln. He's the only dude I know, well, I didn't actually know him in the biblical sense, but nonetheless he's the only dude I know who could pull off that whole stovepipe hat thing. I mean Kennedy couldn't do it, but imagine if Kennedy could have done it, we'd have another chilling parallel between the lives and deaths of Lincoln and Kennedy.
I wonder if Lincoln ever fucked anyone named Monroe.
Excuse me while I duck out for a smoke Mr. President.