Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Of Cabbages and Kings, Of Underpants and Kings
I remember when I was a kid that my dad had a set of caveman boxer shorts, the kind where the caveman is carrying a club in one hand and dragging a cavewoman by the hair in the other hand, and I had a set of Davey Crockett briefs depicting the high points of Davy Crockett's life, killing a bar when he was only three, the Battle of New Orleans, his election to the US Senate, and sniff sniff sniff the Battle of the Alamo.
Davy, we hardly knew ye!
And don't go blaming my pa and me for our choice of underpants, my mom was the one who bought 'em.
And what kind of underpants did you wear as a kid???