Please don't feel that you need to purchase anything for me from my Amazon Wishlist.
I mean it's not that I am a ray of sunshine in your otherwise dull, dreary, and mundane life ...
I mean it's not that I'm someone that you look for guidance from ...
I mean it's not that I am an internet icon of the highest order ...
I mean it's not like I have dedicated my life to truth, justice and the american way ...
I mean, what do the fuck do I mean ...
Nevermind, please disregard the above post.