Tuesday, September 02, 2003

I bought some seat covers for my car today because my pasty white ass has caused the seat material to fray.
Alas, the covers didn't fit, or workout, or something, so I will be taking them back.
I am not suggesting that pasty white ass has a pasty white ass, I am just acknowledging her use of the phrase pasty white ass, because that's the kind of guy I am.