Monday, September 01, 2003

A lot of people on IM, but no one wants to talk to me.
I'd be a good chat buddy.
I'm witty and urbane.
I'm obtuse and verbose.
I am rubber and you are glue.
Please-e-e-e-e, somebody adopt me.
I'm house broken, and I don't shed, but I do chew the furniture, but only when left alone for long periods of time.