Bitch Fights, Who Would Win
1. David Spade vs Tom Green
2. Marilyn Manson vs Justin Timberlake
3. Rosanna Arquette vs Patrica Arquette (special guest referee, David Arquette)
4. Cher vs Madonna (special wheelchair bout)
5. The Olson Twins vs. John Stamos and Dave Coulier (Australian Rules Tag Team)
6. Curly vs Shemp
7. Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell (I know it's so 90's)
8. Salvador Dali vs Pablo Picasso
9. Eng vs Chang
10. Kevynn Malone vs Boz, main event, no holds barred, fight to the death or until someone flinches.

Extra added hahaha: spellcheck gave an alternate spelling of Justin as Justine, looks like even spellcheck has the skinny.