Ok, who has been screwing with my zonkboard, fess up now, and it will go easier on all of you, and tonight I will be wearing pajama bottoms because it is a bit on the nippley side, and speaking of nippley, I still intend on getting the right one pierced in a week or so, and despite what a certain wife of a certain nephew said, I am not defiling god's body, I am defiling my body, and when I'm done with it, I don't care who claims it, or what they do with it, how about a little boz tartar.
And nobody, and I mean nobody, manhandles or chickhandles my body without my permission, unless they pay me.
None of this probably makes sense to you right now, but maybe one day when my book Hi, I'm Boz is published, it will clear things up.
By the way ...
Hi, I'm Boz.