Friday, October 10, 2003

Kat signed my guestbook,
Kat signed my guestbook,
Kat signed my guestbook,
Kat signed my guestbook,
Sorry, I was just having a Steve Martin as The Jerk moment.
And did you know that Steve Martin had carnal knowledge of Karen Carpenter, and I don't know who should be more appalled by that, Steve Martin fans, Karen Carpenter fans, or Darwinian evolutionists, and wasn't Richard Carpenter's hair just like spun gold.