Went out to the country today and bought some
Orphan Pumpkins



Orphan pumpkins are the ones off to the side, out of view from the more expensive legitimate $5, $4, and $3 pumpkins.
Orphan pumpkins are the mis-shapen ones, or the scarred ones, or the still green ones, or the stemless ones, or as I like to call them, well, I like to call them orphan pumpkins, but I also like to call them pumpkins with character, yeah that, and I also like to call them pumpkins that only cost fifty cents each, and I also call them pumpkins that I only paid a dollar for all four of them because there was nobody there and all they had was a money jar, and except for a dollar bill the smallest bill I had was a twenty, ok, a ten, ok, I had a five, and like they'll ever know the difference, and like they'd care even less.
Sigh, I love Orphan pumpkins, they are so boz-like.