Saturday, November 15, 2003

Celebrities I'm Glad I'm Not
1. Gallagher
2. Pat Sajak
3. Caroline Rhea
4. Greta Van Sustern
5. Chevy Chase
6. Carmen Electra
7. The English judge from American Idol
8. Any celebrity that goes by only one name
9. Any celebrity that goes by three names
10. Any drummer in a rock band
11. Any ventriloquist that uses an animal as his dummy
12. Any celebrity who refuses to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.
13. Any celebrity who has already died or plans on dying in the next twenty years