Ok, in my Tell Me a Lie section someone wrote that they are not turned on by my glasses, which means they are turned on by my glasses, and isn't it always the story of my life that when someone is turned on by some part of me, no matter how inconsequential a part of me it is, the person who is turned on to it remains a mystery to me.
Don't toy with my emotions, who isn't, which means who is, turned on by my glasses.
Of course, if it is a guy I'd rather not know.