Tuesday, November 04, 2003

An Open Letter to My Female Readers
Dear Female Readers,
Ok, I stumbled across Tony Pierce's blog the other day, totally by accident because I don't read that type of blog.
Anyway, after I got there I read one of his posts, again totally by accident.
It turns out that he gets a lot of pics, you know pics ... wink, wink, wink,
from his female readers.
Well ???
I'm waiting.
I mean they don't even have to be pics of you, just pretend that they are.
I'm still waiting.
Ok, yeah I know some of you have sent me pics ... wink, wink, wink,
but what have you done for me lately ???
I'm still waiting.
Thanks in advance.
Yours truly,