Things Beyond My Control
1. The fact that some people think David Spade is funny.
2. Those little rubber teeth that dogs have.
3. That dust comes back.
4. The Real World meets Road Rules.
5. The voices in my head.
6. The voices in your head.
7. The link between velcro and mind control.
8. Demi Moore's boobs.
9. The current debate in regards to swallowing.
10. Come on, David Spade funny???