Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Annual physical tomorrow,
Turn your head and cough.
Grab the table and spread 'em.
How degrading, unless of course my doctor is
Angelina Jolie.

Dr. Jolie: Nurse bring me a fresh pair of latex gloves, and lube, plenty of lube.
boz: Nurse !!!!
Oh, please, please, please, please, don't let me wake up.